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Old 08-28-08, 10:43 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Wal-Mart employee: Hello, 'dis be Wal-Marts. How can I help you?

Customer: I would like to order a cake for a going away party this week.

Wal-Mart employee: What you want on the cake?

Customer: "Best wishes Suzanne" and underneath that, "We Will Miss You."























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Old 08-28-08, 10:45 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 08-28-08, 11:06 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 08-28-08, 11:07 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Old 08-28-08, 11:07 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Old 08-28-08, 11:11 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Old 08-28-08, 11:20 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Old 08-28-08, 11:24 AM   #8 (permalink)
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hhahahaha should I bring a cake like this monday? lmao
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Old 08-28-08, 11:24 AM   #9 (permalink)
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I'll have to grab the picture of took of my friend's 21st birthday cake.

The way that the shop sent it it read "Happy 21nd Birthday!"

Many LOLs were had at that event.
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Old 08-28-08, 01:16 PM   #11 (permalink)
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I'll have to grab the picture of took of my friend's 21st birthday cake.

The way that the shop sent it it read "Happy 21nd Birthday!"

Many LOLs were had at that event.
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Old 08-28-08, 01:23 PM   #14 (permalink)
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I didn't think cakes were nsfw
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