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Old 09-05-08, 10:01 PM   #1 (permalink)
I am MAN. I PHAIL.
 
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http://www.gamegirl.com/article/1031...ature-content/

I love the internet and one of my favorite places to troll around is Craigslist. So many colorful people there, so many strange and some could say, creepy people who make this world the fun world it is. Like this wonderful gem, he's just a guy who wants to watch someone play Super Mario Bros....and have sex! And well, you just have to read it to really get the full picture. Read at your own risk.

Some language and/or descriptive words have been changed to protect the young and innocent...who shouldn't be reading this in the first place.



******MATURE CONTENT******

[rest of it is in the article]
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Old 09-05-08, 10:52 PM   #2 (permalink)
 
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doesn't everyone do this? /shrug
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Old 09-05-08, 11:30 PM   #3 (permalink)
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I don't see the problem here.
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Old 09-06-08, 12:21 PM   #4 (permalink)
 
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OMFG...That's hilarious!!

"When the first level starts I will begin to *fiddle your business*."

"When level 2 begins and Mario walks into the pipe, I will *poke at* you. You may say things like, "MORE", "HARDER", "YES", "*BOINK* ME", but nothing else."

" When you reach the flag you must again trigger the fireworks, and also orgasm. I will *stop*. When the 1-3 starts I will *poke at* your *bah-donk-i-donk*. You are allowed to say something like "OH GOD", "YES", OR "*YOWZERS*" no other conversation is allowed."
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Old 09-07-08, 05:02 PM   #5 (permalink)
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haha. [1UP]
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Old 09-09-08, 02:16 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Old 09-09-08, 03:24 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Shit makes me laugh every time.
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I orgasmically twich whenever I hear a 1UP sound... but I thought that was just normal....
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If I am impressed you may continue playing and I will continue to pleasure you. If I am not, I will turn the Nintendo off and return to the bathroom. At this time you may clean *up* with the towel that is beside the bed. Turn the lights on, redress yourself and leave.
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