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Old 09-16-08, 10:30 AM   #1 (permalink)
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There's a glitch in the matrix..
Conversation between two coworkers I just heard... This is about the millionth time I've heard it:

Girl 1: My car is broken.
Girl 2: Take it to a shop
Girl 1: I have, 4 times. They say nothings wrong w/ it..
Girl 2: then it's not broken
Girl 1: But it's a funny noise and doesn't drive right
Girl 2: then take it to a different place
Girl 1: But I've taken it in 4 times. They say nothings wrong w/ it..
Girl 2: then it's not broken
Girl 1: But there's a funny noise and doesn't drive right
Girl 2: then take it to a different place
Girl 1: But I've taken it in 4 times. They say nothings wrong w/ it..
Girl 2: then it's not broken
Girl 1: But there's a funny noise and doesn't drive right
Girl 2: then take it to a different place
Girl 1: But I've taken it in 4 times. They say nothings wrong w/ it..
Girl 2: then it's not broken
Girl 1: But there's a funny noise and doesn't drive right
Girl 2: then take it to a different place
Girl 1: But I've taken it in 4 times. They say nothings wrong w/ it..
Girl 2: then it's not broken
Girl 1: But there's a funny noise and doesn't drive right
Girl 2: then take it to a different place



ggaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 09-16-08, 10:31 AM   #2 (permalink)
 
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are they talking to each other or just talking at the same time?

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to each other...
oh...that IS strange then.



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yeah.... the "strange" side is really just girl 1


just take it somewhere else!!!!
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It's the song that never ends, it goes on and on my friend... some people, started singing it, not knowing what it was... and they'll continue singing it forever, just because....
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Throw some beats behind it and we could have a song.
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Wow and they question never came up from girl 2, "What's the noise sound like/where is it coming from?"

They sound like Winnars !
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Wow and they question never came up from girl 2, "What's the noise sound like/where is it coming from?"

They sound like Winnars !
I've summed up the conversation.... It would take to long to type the whole thing out.

At this point, Girl 2 doesn't want to know what the sound is... She's a bookkeeper, not a mechanic.
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She's hoping the car fairy will come knocking on her door to fix the noise.
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She's hoping the car fairy will come knocking on her door to fix the noise.
I have no idea... she FINALLY took it somewhere else just now... this has been going on for weeks.

that's assuming there really is something wrong w/ it.
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It's the song that never ends, it goes on and on my friend... some people, started singing it, not knowing what it was... and they'll continue singing it forever, just because....
2nd verse! same as the 1st!!

"i don't know what's wrong with it. every time i try to put it into gear, it makes this horrible grinding/crunching noise."

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Conversation between two coworkers I just heard... This is about the millionth time I've heard it:

Girl 1: My car is broken.
Girl 2: Take it to a shop
Girl 1: I have, 4 times. They say nothings wrong w/ it..
Girl 2: then it's not broken
Girl 1: But it's a funny noise and doesn't drive right
Girl 2: then take it to a different place
Girl 1: But I've taken it in 4 times. They say nothings wrong w/ it..
Girl 2: then it's not broken
Girl 1: But there's a funny noise and doesn't drive right
Girl 2: then take it to a different place
Girl 1: But I've taken it in 4 times. They say nothings wrong w/ it..
Girl 2: then it's not broken
Girl 1: But there's a funny noise and doesn't drive right
Girl 2: then take it to a different place
Girl 1: But I've taken it in 4 times. They say nothings wrong w/ it..
Girl 2: then it's not broken
Girl 1: But there's a funny noise and doesn't drive right
Girl 2: then take it to a different place
Girl 1: But I've taken it in 4 times. They say nothings wrong w/ it..
Girl 2: then it's not broken
Girl 1: But there's a funny noise and doesn't drive right
Girl 2: then take it to a different place



ggaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!
I know plenty of shops that will find something wrong with it. That's not necessarily a good thing though.
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