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Old 09-23-08, 05:05 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Cynical Male viewpoint on having no GF.
This cracked me up.
It's a mathematical explanation as to why some guys will never have a girlfriend.

It's just about amusing as it is pathetic.

http://en.nothingisreal.com/wiki/Why...e_a_Girlfriend
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Old 09-23-08, 05:08 PM   #2 (permalink)
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That's some nerdy shit right there
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Old 09-23-08, 05:10 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 09-23-08, 05:30 PM   #4 (permalink)
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That's some nerdy shit right there
I know. I'm fairly geeky.

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This cracked me up.
It's a mathematical explanation as to why some guys will never have a girlfriend.

It's just about amusing as it is pathetic.

http://en.nothingisreal.com/wiki/Why...e_a_Girlfriend
kinda like the exo or endo thermic hell question

http://www.pinetree.net/humor/thermodynamics.html
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that one's greatness too. Man sometimes girls have the sexiest things going on, at the most inappropriate, missed-opportune, time in the most confusing ways.
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kinda like the exo or endo thermic hell question

http://www.pinetree.net/humor/thermodynamics.html
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that one's greatness too. Man sometimes girls have the sexiest things going on, at the most inappropriate, missed-opportune, time in the most confusing ways.
Yeah.... girls are confusing. Just when you think you have something about them figured out, they've gone and socially evolved into something slightly different and we can never keep up. Not that we shouldn't try... because that's were the real fun is.
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I think I like you dudes
Uh, which dudes?
I think I'm going to go find my "AnAl bum Cover" now.

Is it the Cynicism that gets you going?
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but how many men are gay and how many women are bi or whatever? you can't fucking put that shit into a calculation. a nerd with a scientific theory full of excuses as to why he's single...
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how many women are bi or whatever?
Uh, all of them, if you've got beer and a camera.
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