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Old 09-29-08, 07:23 PM   #1 (permalink)
 
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From PBH: In a small northern Colombian town named San Antero, the ‘Festival del Burro’ (Donkey Festival) is held to celebrate the donkey. Some of the highlights include a donkey stampede and a costume contest, but most of all, the carnival celebrates having sex with donkeys.

Yes, I repeat, the main focus of the festival is to celebrate the tradition of men having sexual encounters with donkeys. Apparently when a boy grows up in Colombia, his hand is inadequate and he’s too nervous to have his first experience with a (human) female. No, the sweet tender embrace of a donkey is whats needed to stir the passions of an all to eager but anxious Colombian adolescent. With an abundance of donkeys available, a strong zoophilic culture has taken root.

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WOW. I should not have watched all three of those videos. That is some interesting and very disturbing stuff right there.
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Old 09-29-08, 07:35 PM   #3 (permalink)
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I'm into drinking fine wine off fine asses. Not donkeys you prat.
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Gross.. but Martin is kinda hot. I'd do him.
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Damn I am moving to Colombia never again will i have a dry spell!!!@
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From PBH: In a small northern Colombian town named San Antero, the ‘Festival del Burro’ (Donkey Festival) is held to celebrate the donkey. Some of the highlights include a donkey stampede and a costume contest, but most of all, the carnival celebrates having sex with donkeys.

Yes, I repeat, the main focus of the festival is to celebrate the tradition of men having sexual encounters with donkeys. Apparently when a boy grows up in Colombia, his hand is inadequate and he’s too nervous to have his first experience with a (human) female. No, the sweet tender embrace of a donkey is whats needed to stir the passions of an all to eager but anxious Colombian adolescent. With an abundance of donkeys available, a strong zoophilic culture has taken root.

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Thanks for giving me the opportunity to perform a system restore. That fucking link installs a virus on your computer.


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Who cares about the virus, Im more worried about the people who actually clicked the link to begin with
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Uh ever heard of hookers!!! JEEEESH. WOW

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hookers cost money, donkeys give it up for free

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hahahah damn it google!

I was doing an image search for donkey bow, hoping to post some innocent donkey with bows in it's mane and google asked, Did you mean Donkey Show?


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