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Old 11-20-08, 07:05 AM   #1 (permalink)
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UK man cuts off own head with a chainsaw
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David Phyall, 50, used string to tie the Black & Decker power tool to a leg of a snooker table in his sitting room.

He then taped up the on button and plugged it into a timer, Winchester Coroner's Court was told.

Mr Phyall, who had had a small amount to drink but had not taken any drugs, then lay face up under the snooker table and put the chainsaw against his neck.

He used a piece of the tool's cardboard box to cushion the blades from his neck and then set the timer - usually used to turn lights on and off - to start up the chainsaw for 15 minutes.

When it started, it sliced three-quarters through his neck and into his right shoulder, only stopping when his T-shirt was dragged into the blades.

Mr Phyall's elderly parents, John and Jean Phyall, raised the alarm on July 5, when they could not get in touch with their son in his ground floor housing association flat in Bishopstoke.
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Old 11-20-08, 07:08 AM   #2 (permalink)
 
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I believe this happened just after the internet was invented. HAWTFA
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Old 11-20-08, 07:19 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Even when the date on the article says yesterday? You fail sir.
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Mr Phyall's elderly parents, John and Jean Phyall, raised the alarm on July 5, when they could not get in touch with their son in his ground floor housing association flat in Bishopstoke.
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Old 11-20-08, 07:33 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Was this after reading one of Mrs H's threads?

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Old 11-20-08, 07:49 AM   #6 (permalink)
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I was wondering if there was a link here on DDM to this. If so, post it. If not shut the fuck up.
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Was this after reading one of Mrs H's threads?

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Central Hampshire deputy coroner Simon Burge said to the officer: "It must have been a huge shock to you."

Sgt Carter replied: "In some ways it was, sir."
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"Wow. Thats really disturbing. Would you like to have a spot of tea?"
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