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Old 11-21-08, 02:23 PM   #1 (permalink)
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It's been awhile since I've done this, so let's get it crackalackin'.

Remember Children, NO MATH & SCIENCE QUESTIONS!

Sarah, This AIN'T your creation, It's MINE! Debate it any more and you'll be force fed meat and meat products.

AND BEGIN!
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Old 11-21-08, 02:27 PM   #2 (permalink)
 
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I thought Sean Sparks started this...

and the black guy doesn't like math and science questions...

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Old 11-21-08, 02:29 PM   #3 (permalink)
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I dunno know who started it. Karen Simon claims she did and so did Sarah.

EDIT: It doesn't matter because I claimed it.
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Old 11-21-08, 02:30 PM   #4 (permalink)
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I dunno know who started it. Karen Simon claims she did and so did Sarah.

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you are not WHITE enough to claim something that wasn't at first yours.

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My grandpa actually had a Turken once... turkey & chicken mated. It was homely looking.
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