The Sad Truth

[elNastioBananaHando]

Over the last couple of months top scientist from around the world have gathered tons of data and come to the realization that our worst fears have come true.

A top scientist who will remain anonymous but be called Taint Baster for this article said the following "man ddm sucks big donkey wang"

Another said "Over the last couple of years we've heard the horrible cliche of the scene is dying, the sad truth is the scene has been dead for a while already."

Obama is currently seeking a Rave Czar to bring life back to the scene.

[Guido]

You might need to try this medication:


Or a heavier dosage:

[DREX]

id like to nominate binx for the position of rave czar

[Funkenstein]

Originally Posted by DREX

id like to nominate binx for the position of rave czar

I'd nominate Sir Meh as his driver then. At least both will be guaranteed to show up safe.

Kekekekekeke.

[DREX]

can sir meh see over the steering wheel?

i nominate one of sarahs pit bulls to work the pedals