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Club Chance Sucks · 12-12-08, 11:13 AM

Must be over 60

who would it be?

Ender · 12-12-08, 11:14 AM

Helen Mirren

Damnsammit · 12-12-08, 11:16 AM

Laura Bush

Jobe · 12-12-08, 11:18 AM

*mom joke goes here

john vella · 12-12-08, 11:18 AM

/checks imdb for actresses born on 12/11/1948

john

Siren7 · 12-12-08, 11:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jobe

*mom joke goes here

LOL

Good thing my mom isn't even 50 yet.....so she does not apply.

~Nikki~

matt · 12-12-08, 11:30 AM

why would i have to bone an old lady? if i could bone any old lady i wanted i bet i could bone someone younger.

john vella · 12-12-08, 11:33 AM

here's your quick list from a famous people birthday website i found. i haven't looked to see if any of these are dead yet or not. i just did a quick pick on all girl names.

25-Apr-1946 Talia Shire
20-May-1946 Cher
07-Jun-1946 Jenny Jones
15-Jul-1946 Linda Ronstadt
20-Jul-1946 Kim Carnes
05-Aug-1946 Loni Anderson
14-Aug-1946 Susan Saint James
16-Aug-1946 Lesley Ann Warren
20-Aug-1946 Connie Chung
04-Oct-1946 Susan Sarandon
16-Oct-1946 Suzanne Somers
27-Oct-1946 Carrie Snodgress
04-Nov-1946 Laura W. Bush
06-Nov-1946 Sally Field
14-Dec-1946 Patty Duke
23-Dec-1946 Susan Lucci
29-Dec-1946 Marianne Faithfull
30-Dec-1946 Patti Smith
16-Jan-1947 Dr. Laura Schlessinger
21-Jan-1947 Jill Eikenberry
02-Feb-1947 Farrah Fawcett
14-Mar-1947 Pam Ayres
19-Mar-1947 Glenn Close
02-Apr-1947 Emmylou Harris
21-Jun-1947 Meredith Baxter
17-Jul-1947 Camilla Parker Bowles
27-Jul-1947 Betty Thomas
14-Aug-1947 Danielle Steel
22-Aug-1947 Cindy Williams
27-Aug-1947 Barbara Bach
30-Aug-1947 Peggy Lipton
06-Sep-1947 Jane Curtin
23-Sep-1947 Mary Kay Place
25-Sep-1947 Cheryl Tiegs
26-Oct-1947 Hillary Rodham Clinton
26-Oct-1947 Jaclyn Smith
31-Oct-1947 Deidre Hallt
05-Feb-1948 Barbara Hershey
20-Feb-1948 Jennifer O'Neill
28-Mar-1948 Dianne Wiest
31-Mar-1948 Rhea Perlman
26-May-1948 Stevie Nicks
19-Jun-1948 Phylicia Rashad
28-Jun-1948 Kathy Bates
27-Jul-1948 Peggy Fleming
28-Jul-1948 Sally Struthers
19-Aug-1948 Tipper Gore
13-Sep-1948 Nell Carter
26-Sep-1948 Olivia Newton-John
02-Oct-1948 Donna Karan
17-Oct-1948 Margot Kidder
29-Oct-1948 Kate Jackson
02-Dec-1948 Cathy Lee Crosby
25-Dec-1948 Barbara Mandrell
31-Dec-1948 Donna Summer
20-Feb-1949 Ivana Trump

john

matt · 12-12-08, 11:35 AM

cheryl teigs. i bet she could suck a mean cock.

lol

-m- · 12-12-08, 11:36 AM

Well since Estelle Getty passed I'm kinda drawing blanks at the moment.

matt · 12-12-08, 11:38 AM

esther roll was a hotass as well.

:torn:

john vella · 12-12-08, 11:38 AM

no one wants rocky's sloppy seconds?

25-Apr-1946 Talia Shire

"Adriaaaaaannnnnnnne!!!!"

john

Jobe · 12-12-08, 11:39 AM

we need some input from databass

Eric Scholwinski · 12-12-08, 11:43 AM

i tend not to want to fuck women, that's around my moms age.

barf.

matt · 12-12-08, 11:45 AM

why the comma? i don't get it. there is no pause in your sentence.

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Ender Such heroic nonsense Join Date: May 2003 Location: 685240715 Posts: 10,887	Helen Mirren __________________ PeterS:I remember getting into a drinking contest with a stripper in Juarez with that shit. I won but felt like I still lost in the end.

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john vella The Avatar Animator Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: arlington, tx Posts: 3,049	/checks imdb for actresses born on 12/11/1948 john

12-12-08, 11:33 AM	#8 (permalink)
john vella The Avatar Animator Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: arlington, tx Posts: 3,049	here's your quick list from a famous people birthday website i found. i haven't looked to see if any of these are dead yet or not. i just did a quick pick on all girl names. 25-Apr-1946 Talia Shire 20-May-1946 Cher 07-Jun-1946 Jenny Jones 15-Jul-1946 Linda Ronstadt 20-Jul-1946 Kim Carnes 05-Aug-1946 Loni Anderson 14-Aug-1946 Susan Saint James 16-Aug-1946 Lesley Ann Warren 20-Aug-1946 Connie Chung 04-Oct-1946 Susan Sarandon 16-Oct-1946 Suzanne Somers 27-Oct-1946 Carrie Snodgress 04-Nov-1946 Laura W. Bush 06-Nov-1946 Sally Field 14-Dec-1946 Patty Duke 23-Dec-1946 Susan Lucci 29-Dec-1946 Marianne Faithfull 30-Dec-1946 Patti Smith 16-Jan-1947 Dr. Laura Schlessinger 21-Jan-1947 Jill Eikenberry 02-Feb-1947 Farrah Fawcett 14-Mar-1947 Pam Ayres 19-Mar-1947 Glenn Close 02-Apr-1947 Emmylou Harris 21-Jun-1947 Meredith Baxter 17-Jul-1947 Camilla Parker Bowles 27-Jul-1947 Betty Thomas 14-Aug-1947 Danielle Steel 22-Aug-1947 Cindy Williams 27-Aug-1947 Barbara Bach 30-Aug-1947 Peggy Lipton 06-Sep-1947 Jane Curtin 23-Sep-1947 Mary Kay Place 25-Sep-1947 Cheryl Tiegs 26-Oct-1947 Hillary Rodham Clinton 26-Oct-1947 Jaclyn Smith 31-Oct-1947 Deidre Hallt 05-Feb-1948 Barbara Hershey 20-Feb-1948 Jennifer O'Neill 28-Mar-1948 Dianne Wiest 31-Mar-1948 Rhea Perlman 26-May-1948 Stevie Nicks 19-Jun-1948 Phylicia Rashad 28-Jun-1948 Kathy Bates 27-Jul-1948 Peggy Fleming 28-Jul-1948 Sally Struthers 19-Aug-1948 Tipper Gore 13-Sep-1948 Nell Carter 26-Sep-1948 Olivia Newton-John 02-Oct-1948 Donna Karan 17-Oct-1948 Margot Kidder 29-Oct-1948 Kate Jackson 02-Dec-1948 Cathy Lee Crosby 25-Dec-1948 Barbara Mandrell 31-Dec-1948 Donna Summer 20-Feb-1949 Ivana Trump john

12-12-08, 11:35 AM	#9 (permalink)
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matt The Cosmic Cocks Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: knox Posts: 17,223	esther roll was a hotass as well. :torn: __________________ matt myspace myspace - cosmic cocks myspace - embrion music THE COSMIC COCKS Featuring the best in Nu Disco, Italo, Deep Dubby Disco and Sleez Download the latest mixes and various other audio on Soundcloud HERE

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john vella The Avatar Animator Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: arlington, tx Posts: 3,049	no one wants rocky's sloppy seconds? 25-Apr-1946 Talia Shire "Adriaaaaaannnnnnnne!!!!" john

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Jobe 192.168.0.lol Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: 627137846 Posts: 3,408	we need some input from databass __________________ I have for you most urgent business proposal...

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