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12-31-08, 05:03 PM
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 | Black and Decker power scissors
I am completely befuddled by this, a Xmas gift from my parents. It's sitting in my office unopened, which is how it will probably stay.  Written on the box is "CUTS A VARIETY OF MATERIALS" with pictures of plastic, a piece of fabric, cardboard and wrapping paper. I mean really, what exactly is the meaning of all this?
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12-31-08, 05:08 PM
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| diet cokehead  Join Date: May 2004 Location: Austin
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i thought guys like black and decker gifts....be a manly man and do something constructive 
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12-31-08, 05:09 PM
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Yeah but I mean, normal scissors have always done the job for me. I don't really need something powered to cut paper. Maybe I'm missing out on something.
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12-31-08, 05:09 PM
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at least its better than the black & decker pecker wrecker
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12-31-08, 05:09 PM
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It one of those gifts you think you'll never use, until the day comes that you need it. Then you'll probably see how cool it is and use it quite often.  ~Nikki~
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12-31-08, 05:11 PM
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yep, i don't realize how much i use scissors but those would come in handy
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Parents are always looking to save their kids a buck. This gift idea obviously came about when you told them about your upcoming surgery.
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12-31-08, 05:14 PM
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I could save thousands by coring out my prostate on my own. Good idea Ferno.
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01-01-09, 03:21 AM
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it's the thought that counts, right? lol
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01-01-09, 03:35 AM
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yeah, i can totally cut my pubes with that 
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i got my entire family sets of long tweezers, ranging from 4 to 12 inches long. now that is the tool that you can figure out, until one day the use for it just hits you over the head. or falls through the cracks, as it were. hehe. lettuce know how it goes with those "scissors"--seems kindof like the jaws of life, but for presents.
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Speaking of useless gifts, I got a black and decker leaf blower from my grandparents. There isn't a tree over 7 feet within a mile of my house.
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