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Old 01-29-09, 02:00 PM   #1 (permalink)
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accidently farting in your coworkers office...
I was leaving her office and as I went to shut her door, it just happened, without warning... I high pitched toooooft!

She looked like she didn't hear it, but I think she was acting... sighs... how embarassing.
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Old 01-29-09, 02:05 PM   #2 (permalink)
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can become very stinky.....
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Old 01-29-09, 02:06 PM   #3 (permalink)
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I hope not... I shut it in the office with her lol
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Old 01-29-09, 02:09 PM   #4 (permalink)
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I hope not... I shut it in the office with her lol
You just killed somebody.

Are you sure she didn't say something to the affect of "Jesus wept" as you shut the door?
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lol, this happened to me in the advising line in school when I was registering. I was so embarrassed and I had to stand in front of the dude for another 15 minutes or so. Then he sat next to me. Weird.
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I hope not... I shut it in the office with her lol
lol... its like a dutch office
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You just killed somebody.

Are you sure she didn't say something to the affect of "Jesus wept" as you shut the door?
hahahahahah I think she's catholic... or at least I figured she was as I heard some latin being spoken as was leaving
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too bad it wasn't 'bring your dog to work day'
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lol, this happened to me in the advising line in school when I was registering. I was so embarrassed and I had to stand in front of the dude for another 15 minutes or so. Then he sat next to me. Weird.
oh man, that sucks... This guy I knew ended up with some sort of food poisining, which made his farts smell like rotting flesh... well, he was in class and had to let one out and it freaked out all his neighbors... they were like Duuude wtf... get out of here... so as he was leaving, he felt another one coming on... he tried to squeeze past this dude and then accidently blasted one in his face... he said he was so embarrased he just took off running through the crowd of students and into the hallway... his friend said it was so bad, that the professor had the students evacuate the room...

A day later, he was admitted to the hospital...
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A day later, he was admitted to the hospital...
and he was never heard from again.
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too bad it wasn't 'bring your dog to work day'
Either way someone was getting the gas face.
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Either way someone was getting the gas face.
or pop goes the weasel!
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oh man, that sucks... This guy I knew ended up with some sort of food poisining, which made his farts smell like rotting flesh... well, he was in class and had to let one out and it freaked out all his neighbors... they were like Duuude wtf... get out of here... so as he was leaving, he felt another one coming on... he tried to squeeze past this dude and then accidently blasted one in his face... he said he was so embarrased he just took off running through the crowd of students and into the hallway... his friend said it was so bad, that the professor had the students evacuate the room...

A day later, he was admitted to the hospital...
LOL. Wow I dont feel so embarrassed anymore! Did he ever return to that class?? Cause I dont know if I would have...
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LOL. Wow I dont feel so embarrassed anymore! Did he ever return to that class?? Cause I dont know if I would have...
I think he said he did... but he was out for about three weeks.
The doctor said if he would have waited any longer, it could have been fatal.

no shit, I wouldn't have either
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