Best Craigslist Ad Ever: Samantha Haberkorn Coffee Table

[jtoosweet]

http://www.librarygrape.com/2009/04/...-samantha.html

With those cold depressing days of winter behind us, if you can't frolic through the wildflower fields of Southern California, then what better way welcome the warm weather than sprucing up your boring apartment with a little spring decorating.

Hurry now because this original Samantha Haberkorn coffee table won't last long. What? You've never heard of the Samatha Haberkorn collection? Maybe that's because you've never been to a brothel or visited enough public bathroom stalls where you surely would have seen her name etched on the wall. Samantha Haberkorn is my ex-girlfriend and two weeks ago I plowed her on top of this coffee table before she squeezed her fat ass back into her size 12 jeans and went out to the Pig'N Whistle and banged my best friend (who she's now dating). Don't let the glass top fool you. It's 3/8" thick, can take a pounding and cleans up fast (personally I suggest 409's spermicidal-antibacterial all surface cleaner).

[2dj's1cup]

lol

lots of douches hang out at the pig and whistle.

[jtoosweet]

for real? I've never even heard of it. But, that's not sayin' much

[2dj's1cup]

its in hollywood, lots of 30k millionaires and wannabes. wheni went there was a newer model monte carlo parked out front that had lamborgini doors and spinners. it looked ridiculous. that combined with 9 dollar drinks made me leave within about 30 minutes.

[BradH]

lol.