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Old 07-02-09, 12:21 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Sent her a message and told her I can't wait for the sequel.


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If I were her, I'd just take the inevitable $1mil offer from Joe Francis and retire for life.
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Old 07-02-09, 12:42 PM   #18 (permalink)
 
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Seriously, teachers these days are sex freaks.


ROFL @ the dad saying "My son was clapping, then all of a sudden it's her on the couch like THIS" *Imitates her on the couch*

there you go

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Old 07-02-09, 12:49 PM   #19 (permalink)
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there you go

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Old 07-02-09, 12:54 PM   #20 (permalink)
 
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i think i might make it my avatar lol
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Old 07-02-09, 01:00 PM   #21 (permalink)
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It's the new "Captain Morgan" stance.
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Old 07-02-09, 01:11 PM   #22 (permalink)
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damn our teachers were old and fat...and very unattractive. now ms. lopez the nurse in our middle school had every boy goin to the nurses office everyday. i remember one day she gave me a ride home and i look in the backseat and i see nuthin but lingerie hangin there. i literally got all nervous and was sweating profusely. later she told she models lingerie. i didnt tell anyone. kept it my lil secret till just just now!...she provided several moments of mental visuals to spank to at night!!!
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Old 07-02-09, 07:38 PM   #24 (permalink)
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That'd be fucking awesome if I was 15!
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If I were her, I'd just take the inevitable $1mil offer from Joe Francis and retire for life.
For life?

On $1M?
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i wanna see tha flick
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give it time, one of those dads will post it on the interwebs before too long
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On $1M?
One with little/basic needs could easily live off 1M for 30 + years...

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One with little/basic needs could easily live off 1M for 30 + years...

Especially with the aid of a good financial adviser. Totally doable.
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Old 07-02-09, 11:06 PM   #30 (permalink)
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dayum Nando... that was funny.

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