Think these inventions could sell ???

[BrandonQ]

god dammit ! ! !

[BrandonQ]

Originally Posted by matias pecile

the fail continues

Matias Pecile [Ma-ti-as Pe-cile]
-noun
1. asshole that frequents DDM that talks shit for no reason
2. constant user of the same played out phrases "Epic Fail, Fail Continues"
3. Dj Merrit Ass-kisser

[Tymeless]

Google is your friend....


I had this Idea once where you could take timecode on vinyl to control mp3's on your computer.... then Native instruments released Traktor...

Mind you, I had the idea in 2002, and Finalscratch came out in 2003

[BrandonQ]

LOL ... shitty ...

How bout this ... a lemon slice dispenser in restaurants and fast food joints. You just push the water,tea, mixed drink, etc against the lever as you would a fountain drink and out comes a lemon slice. Servers wouldn't be touching the lemons (good news for sanitary freaks) ... and it would be more efficient then having to use tongs ...

[Damnsammit]

You remind me of an old friend I had. He always wanted to invent stuff that was already invented, and then he came up with this brilliant idea of snowboards with magnets and boots with magnets and tricked out skating tricks on snowboards because of the magnets.

He got arrested for growing marijuana a few weeks later.

[GooBox]

Originally Posted by Damnsammit

You remind me of an old friend I had. He always wanted to invent stuff that was already invented, and then he came up with this brilliant idea of snowboards with magnets and boots with magnets and tricked out skating tricks on snowboards because of the magnets.

He got arrested for growing marijuana a few weeks later.

Trey?

[Damnsammit]

Of course.

"Hey man, you know what would be a good idea for an invention? Something that changes any atom into a different atom, so you could change just like a regular rock into a solid gold nugget."

Yeah, dude, go ahead and come up with the design and get back with me.

It was impossible to argue physics, chemistry, biology, or any other science with him because he wasn't a very firm believer in them.

[matias pecile]

Originally Posted by BrandonQ

Matias Pecile [Ma-ti-as Pe-cile]
-noun
1. asshole that frequents DDM that talks shit for no reason
2. constant user of the same played out phrases "Epic Fail, Fail Continues"
3. Dj Merrit Ass-kisser

1. get a sense of humor
2. there's a lot of failure on this site, yourself included
3. huh?

[GLopez]

Originally Posted by BrandonQ

for example ... i've thought of beer coozies for 40's and 32's but they've already came out with those online ...

They're called brown bags... out long before the internets was ever imagined.

Almost..

[Funkenstein]

Originally Posted by GLopez

They're called brown bags... out long before the internets was ever imagined.

Almost..

Bwahahahahahaha.

[J. Fees]

if this thread hasnt show that bran q is the 'neo' of the douchebag/wack dj/general idiot scene then i don't know what is.

[BrandonQ]

J. Fees ... you're unhappy.

[Sir Meh]

man how did I miss this gem of a thread.

BQ, you are a stoner aren't you?

[soje]

I have a design for a self contained gravity bong. It could come in any size.

[djdfw]

Originally Posted by Deff Gordon

i want to invent ice cubes to put in water to make it boil faster.

I know how for you and me to each take two gallons of water at the same temperature in the same pot, for us to use the same energy heating the water, but for me to add a small ice cube to the water and still have my water boil faster than yours.