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Old 10-21-09, 10:40 AM   #1 (permalink)
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I've eaten veggies, fiber pills, coffee, prunes, and still having trouble pooping.

Any other ideas? Maybe I need a detox tea or a colon cleansing.
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Old 10-21-09, 10:41 AM   #2 (permalink)
 
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Old 10-21-09, 10:44 AM   #3 (permalink)
 
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Old 10-21-09, 10:45 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Old 10-21-09, 10:48 AM   #5 (permalink)
 
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Do you mean just the one time, or regularly?

Apple Juice, or Prune Juice

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Old 10-21-09, 10:48 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Old 10-21-09, 10:54 AM   #7 (permalink)
 
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Instead of taking a siesta on your lunch break, try eating from one of those roach coaches. I hear their burritos will go Nagasaki on your guts.
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Old 10-21-09, 10:55 AM   #8 (permalink)
 
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Old 10-21-09, 11:03 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Yeah, go with a detox.

Or a 16oz Redbull.

Seriously...I drink a bull, and within an hour im taking a gut relieving bowl busting dump.
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Old 10-21-09, 11:06 AM   #10 (permalink)
 
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Andys next poop...

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Old 10-21-09, 11:08 AM   #11 (permalink)
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DO IT ANDY! its the only way!
I'll do it if she offers to help.
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Old 10-21-09, 11:52 AM   #12 (permalink)
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I just took 2 exlax. Now we wait. I'll report back by EOD with progress on my bowel movements.
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Google Wave the shit process.
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Rotate meals between chipotle, cicis, taco bell, rinse, and repeat.
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Old 10-21-09, 12:03 PM   #15 (permalink)
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Google Wave the shit process.
Are you on Wave already? If so PM your address so I can added you. I'll start up a Wave with Ender and post pics of my dumps.
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