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Old 10-27-09, 05:44 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Re: Hey Ladies!

Get drunk and make outrageous claims like I invented the question mark.
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Old 10-27-09, 05:45 PM   #17 (permalink)
 
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i already told you my train story. kekeke

so i guess that would fall under surprises & sneaky sexytime in public places.

i like dress up. sometimes that is role playing (like cops & robbers, nurse & doctor, etc). sometimes that just means wearing really interesting lingerie. there is nothing more fun than going on a date & giving them a little hug & hearing it knock the wind out of them as they realize you have a corset under those clothes.

talk dirty? damn straight cause instructions are good. little the left whatever. communication is good. however, sometimes i like to read erotica in bed outloud. that falls into the pr0n category only its text & they don't have to ahem look up from their work while you are reading to them.

food is messy. showers are clean. find a balance (or vinyl sheets). i had an ex drink wine from my belly button & i couldn't get my clothes off fast enough afterwards lol

ice play is always fun.

& i am a big fond of playing houdini. when i ask if he was once a boyscout its because i want to know that he can tie knots. meow

You give lessons?
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Old 10-27-09, 06:05 PM   #18 (permalink)
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If I was DJDFW (jr), I'd totally be skeeved out right now. lol
No shit, hopefully Shelby sees that their username has already posted in this thread and knows to stay away
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Old 10-27-09, 06:15 PM   #19 (permalink)
 
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Get drunk and make outrageous claims like I invented the question mark.
Did you date my girlfriend??
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Old 10-27-09, 09:23 PM   #20 (permalink)
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I'll ask if my boyfriend wants a blow job. He'll get stimulated at the IDEA that (yes!) I'm finally going to give him a blow job.

Usually I'll just make out him really intense & run my fingers all over. Give hard cuddles. And say something like, "I want that big fat dick deep in me."

He likes it a lot.
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Old 10-27-09, 09:30 PM   #21 (permalink)
 
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Take notes from my lady. She likes to walk in front of tha Tv while im watching,bends over,pulls her panties down spreads tha cheeks and shows daddy just what kind of pussy control she has....Done deal every time.
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Old 10-27-09, 09:45 PM   #22 (permalink)
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drezz up is fun.
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Old 10-28-09, 10:42 AM   #23 (permalink)
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So... bottle of wine, bustier, fish nets, killer heals & booty shorts.. hair up, music on, candles lit & voila!
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Old 10-28-09, 10:54 AM   #24 (permalink)
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full of good ideas
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Old 10-28-09, 10:59 AM   #25 (permalink)
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hahahaha john vela!

i like it when they put their wet mouth on my dilznick.
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This thread's giving me a boner.

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Old 10-28-09, 11:04 AM   #27 (permalink)
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as long as she is conscious...


ok, that's a lie. halfway conscious will work.
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i like it when they look up with puppy dog eyes as they have both my balls in their mouf.
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Old 10-28-09, 11:08 AM   #29 (permalink)
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I should go downstairs to the office where my wife is and start dry humping her head and see what happens.
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Old 10-28-09, 11:14 AM   #30 (permalink)
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I should go downstairs to the office where my wife is and start dry humping her head and see what happens.
when she says wtf, be sure to tell her you invented the question mark

not exactly romantic, but definitely gets to the point.
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