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Old 10-29-09, 12:07 PM   #1 (permalink)
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dumb stuff my wife's students say...

9th Grade English
Student: "What's 'plot?'"
Wife: "It's all of the things that happen in a story."
< long pause >
Student: "I don't get it."

she's been kicking around the idea of starting a twitter account for all of these stories similar to the blog kept by that professor at smu a few years ago. except that she's not going to dig into their personal lives. she's just going to share the dumb stuff they say.

like the student who couldn't see the connection between Nike the Goddess of Victory and why you would name a line of shoes after her.
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Old 10-29-09, 12:08 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Re: dumb stuff my wife's students say...

my kid said one of her classmates went up a teacher & said "so i heard your kid was dead"

lady ran out in tears. that is not cool. kids have no tact sometimes.
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Re: dumb stuff my wife's students say...

she may want to do it under a different name then

like the lady from tardblog
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Re: dumb stuff my wife's students say...

So like "Stuff My Dad Says," but for students? That could be a runaway hit.
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So like "Stuff My Dad Says," but for students? That could be a runaway hit.
exactly like that.

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she may want to do it under a different name then
totally anonymous, dude. unrelated screen name. no city info. no cell phone number attached to the account.

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my kid said one of her classmates went up a teacher & said "so i heard your kid was dead"

lady ran out in tears. that is not cool. kids have no tact sometimes.
not surprising given the stuff my wife has heard. "no home training" at its finest.
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Old 10-29-09, 12:40 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Re: dumb stuff my wife's students say...

heard in passing


spoken in Ebonics

"Awwww man I need to start making some A's in my classes, I'm pretty close to failing all of them"

"Nigga you betta study. When you gonna register for next semester?"

"I already did"

"How'd you get to register so early?"

"I'm on the _____ academic scholarship fool! Watchu think?"
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like the lady from tardblog
that blog is amazing.
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that blog is amazing.
That lady has no business teaching special ed. Antagonizing autistic kids - really?
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