so I am thinking about getting a Prince Albert piercing

[djetaine]

Originally Posted by Damnsammit

Get an ampalang. Even if the girl says it's gay, they will love it when you finally fill that void.

Friend of mine put his girlfriend in the hospital because of a vertical ampalang. Had to stitch her up.
LOL

[Sinner]

internal vag scars are hot

[hepkatmama]

ouch joel. freaking ouch.

[djetaine]

Originally Posted by Sinner

internal vag scars are hot

The scar tissue adds a bit of ribbing. Ya know, for HIS pleasure.

As an afterthought...
Guys have been getting shit done to them for her pleasure forever, when are girls going to start doing shit for us? get some beads sewn up in that shit or something!

[jaesun]

[-m-]

I wanna get my head pierced temple to temple.

[jaesun]

I know a guy who had his done and he said it got in the way more than anything. He even said he would have to twist the shaft 180 degrees to pee in a straight line.

[mcwho]

Originally Posted by djetaine

Friend of mine put his girlfriend in the hospital because of a vertical ampalang. Had to stitch her up.
LOL

Hey, doc! Go ahead add a couple extra stitches for me. lol

[davinci]

I have had one for ten years.. I like it and so have all my girlfriends... some say they cant tell its there others say they can

get it pierced with an 8gauge cbr... it barely hurt for a split second.. the metal tube they put down your pee hole to catch the needle as it goes in hurt more than the actual piercing needle.. (like gettin a cathoder in hospital)

im now at a 4 gauge 3/4 inch and will go no bigger.

its really just for looks, girls really cant tell cause its at the front of your dick but i will say this, I GOT TONS OF ASS just from girls who found out i had it and they wanted to see what it was like.... so that was a plus

even my current g/f first wanted to sleep with me just cause she heard through friends i had it

so go for it... if you dont like it you can always take it out



it will take couple months to heal so dont go having sex right away. Your pee will help it heal faster.

you will bleed for couple days, first two weeks with that ring going in your pee hole it will feel like you gotta piss, but the feeling will go away

you WILL have to learn to pee different at the urinal, its very easy once you get used to it, you pinch the bottom part of your dick where its pierced with two fingers and flip it upside down, this keeps you from peeing out the pierced hole, and since your dick is upside down the ring part that goes in your peehole is now at the top, so the pee streams straight out, even if you pinch the bottom part and dont flip your dick you will pee all over cause it follows the path of the ring

hope this helps, like i said it does not really bring pleasure, work on your oral skills for that, but chicks either think holy shit thats gross, or hmmm i wonder what thats like.. but even girls i been with told me at first they thought it was sick, then they started thinkin... then they had to find out hahaha (they do not like giving you oral with this thing on though,,,, it gets in teh way for them and cracks teeth)

here is a picture of what im rocking

[Alexis Gold]

I think you should do it for you. I personally think it's grotz. But then again I don't even like guys with tattoos.

And dudes w/dick piercings really like to show them off. It's like, "Hey my dick is pierced." And I'm like, "Oh really? My nipples are." "Okay we can show each other." That kind of wore off the first year.

But I can totally see you getting yr pee pee checked out a bunch. I man, it's cool yr freaking dick has a hoop. It's kinda like party favor to whip out & be like, "Looky looky..." ha ha

[davinci]

Originally Posted by Alexis Gold

I think you should do it for you. I personally think it's grotz. But then again I don't even like guys with tattoos.

And dudes w/dick piercings really like to show them off. It's like, "Hey my dick is pierced." And I'm like, "Oh really? My nipples are." "Okay we can show each other." That kind of wore off the first year.

But I can totally see you getting yr pee pee checked out a bunch. I man, it's cool yr freaking dick has a hoop. It's kinda like party favor to whip out & be like, "Looky looky..." ha ha

like she said get it pierced for you! when i got it done its cause i loved teh rush of gettin piercings.. after a bunch of other piercings (that i no longer have) i though huh wonder about gettin my dick pierced. It was not for girls.. more just for me.

and i have kept this one ever since


another thing dont go running around saying you have a dick piercing, b kinda humble about it.. you will look less like a douche..

and if you are going to run around screaming it to crowds you better b packing some porn star size meat.. b/c you will get asked to pull that bitch out, at partys, by girls you dont know, etc etc, some chicks will actually want to see it, so it would suck to whip your dong out only to have the girls snicker cause it looks like a pierced cheeto puff (hope your a hanger)

but i know from experience you will have tons of girl ask you to whip it out right then and there... i suggest you wait at least 2 months before whipping it out or having sex... trust me


best thing to do is have your freinds kinda lightly joke about it at partys, then word will get around.


im waiting for caseys input also he has one

[Gaylord Focker]

This thread makes my stomach hurt.

[BradH]

sounds like a pain in the ass

[davinci]

Originally Posted by BradH

sounds like a pain in the ass

only if your super lazy. . You still just grab pee and shake. Just do it a different way. Its not reinventing the wheel . . .

Plus what guy wouldn want the added free tang that gets thrown your way from having it. .

[Shakes 999]

As easy as it would have been, I never did the whole "CHECK THIS OUT LOLZ" with my pa to chicks. Better to be subtle lol. I never wear it anymore though I still have to stand awkwardly to keep from pissing on my shoes cause of the hole.

The most joy I get out of it now is clowning on people who say "ohhh it hurt so bad, im so tough cause I got one" Man, that shit hurt less than getting a flu shot. Im quick to call "vagina" on guys who moan how bad it was (not that it really happens that often).

Now, the HEALING process, yeah, thats a bitch. Feels like youve been punched in the balls for a month.