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    People Who Toot Their Own Horns

    I get it.

    You honestly think you're the hot shit and you've contributed something to whatever it is you think you're God's gift to.

    But NOBODY gives a fuck what you say as long as you are the one touting your own glory. Obviously nobody else felt like giving you your "due."

    *DISCLAIMER* Not directed at any one person in particular, just those who do this often... and the ones I am talking of will never even read this.

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    I do it all the time. Feels good to boast about accomplishments.
    Do you even know anything about paper? It's not like steel. YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU PUT PAPER IN A FURNACE? YOU RUIN IT!

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    People who have a problem with people tooting their own horn are just jealous of the horn tooters accomplishments.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DataBass View Post
    People who have a problem with people tooting their own horn are just jealous of the horn tooters accomplishments.
    i toot my own horn from time to time. it feels good. it feels even better when other people get mad about it.

    lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ash View Post
    I do it all the time. Feels good to boast about accomplishments.
    True, it does feel good in regards to real accomplishments; i.e. I graduated from the university with a 3.0+ GPA.

    But I'm speaking more in terms of having done things that are NOT accomplishments; i.e. "I'm a super bad-ass 'cause I whooped 3 dudes at one time," or "High five guys, nobody said anything about our party we threw this weekend so let's start a thread and massage each others' online egos."

    Just saying.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Beatrite View Post
    True, it does feel good in regards to real accomplishments; i.e. I graduated from the university with a 3.0+ GPA.

    But I'm speaking more in terms of having done things that are NOT accomplishments; i.e. "I'm a super bad-ass 'cause I whooped 3 dudes at one time," or "High five guys, nobody said anything about our party we threw this weekend so let's start a thread and massage each others' online egos."

    Just saying.
    i wouldn't consider any of those items you just listed as accomplishments. those are just poor attempts at making yourself look cool. there is a difference.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Beatrite View Post
    True, it does feel good in regards to real accomplishments; i.e. I graduated from the university with a 3.0+ GPA.

    But I'm speaking more in terms of having done things that are NOT accomplishments; i.e. "I'm a super bad-ass 'cause I whooped 3 dudes at one time," or "High five guys, nobody said anything about our party we threw this weekend so let's start a thread and massage each others' online egos."

    Just saying.

    You should have included that. Like ppl bragging about shit they are SUPPOSE TO DO drives me crazy:
    "I take care of my kids."
    "I never been to jail."
    "I pay my bills."
    "I have my own place."
    "I got a good job."

    Ugh, you SUPPOSE TO DO THAT!
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    Quote Originally Posted by tekmoe View Post
    i wouldn't consider any of those items you just listed as accomplishments. those are just poor attempts at making yourself look cool. there is a difference.
    exactly

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    Quote Originally Posted by House Bitch View Post
    Ego's are a bitch!
    I had this ex-boyfriend (we broke in like 1996?)... who had a personlized lisence plate... it said... EGO.

    Yes, he got his ass whooped a lot.

    Didn't help that he was driving a classic sports car either.
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    I'm not afraid to brag every now and then. I'm proud of my accomplishments damnit! hehe

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    Quote Originally Posted by TragicallyUnhip View Post
    I'm proud of my accomplishments damnit!
    Please list them so we can ridicule them. Thnks.

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