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    So tired of this cuntface bitch

    When I first met my boyfriend, he was trying in vain to salvage a relationship with a woman who was treating him something awful until she ultimately dumped him. After he and I hooked up a little while later, she started being wickedly awful to me.

    Everything had been mildly annoying, but pretty easy to ignore.

    Tonight, though, takes the freakin cake.

    There were a few people still straggling around Denton this afternoon after Pubstep last night. A big, huge group of em came into my work to eat dinner and drink some beers. They all had separate tickets, and when they were paying out, I noticed her cash looked a little thin, but it was folded over so I couldn't quite tell. Everyone else had paid with cards and left a messy pile of $1 bills on the table for a tip, and all of the sudden cuntface-bitch gets a sly grin on her face, and puts her thin-looking stack of cash for her tab on top of the tips the others had left. Then everyone departed. I picked up the stack of bills that was SUPPOSED to be her tab and everyone's tips. I counted it. The entire stack came up $2 short of her tab.

    Cunt fucking walked a tab on me!!!!!!!

    Makes me want to take one of the tubes of glitter she litters everywhere, and blow it in her freakin eyes.

    I still can't figure out what he saw in her. All of the others I've met were nice girls. I think he may have just been temporarily distracted by the glitter and hula hoops.
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    Re: So tired of this cuntface bitch

    Update:
    *JUST* got a text from her asking me to ID a dubstep track for her.

    Don't think I'm going to respond. She can just wonder.

    Meow meow THIS bitch.
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    Re: So tired of this cuntface bitch

    I would respond with "Sure but that will cost you <insert tab cost> since you skipped your tab. Fuckwit."
    You burned it , YOU DONKEY!

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    Nice time is over. Show a bitch like this that you aren't fucking around with her and she will probably back off. If not, I got your back.
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    Quit being a pussy and call the cops on her for walking the tab. Business is business.
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    Re: So tired of this cuntface bitch

    Quote Originally Posted by zymote View Post
    Quit being a pussy and call the cops on her for walking the tab. Business is business.
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    Re: So tired of this cuntface bitch

    One of any of these would most def have her in an agonizing reappraisal on the walking the tab situation.








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    Re: So tired of this cuntface bitch

    Quote Originally Posted by cyberina View Post
    Update:
    *JUST* got a text from her asking me to ID a dubstep track for her.

    Don't think I'm going to respond. She can just wonder.

    Meow meow THIS bitch.
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    Re: So tired of this cuntface bitch

    Quote Originally Posted by zymote View Post
    Quit being a pussy and call the cops on her for walking the tab. Business is business.
    probably would work, denton police are so fucked off they'd probably take the case cause they have nothing better to do.

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    Re: So tired of this cuntface bitch

    Quote Originally Posted by cyberina View Post
    Update:
    *JUST* got a text from her asking me to ID a dubstep track for her.

    Don't think I'm going to respond. She can just wonder.

    Meow meow THIS bitch.
    Yea i think your being kind of a push-over in this situation. She knew what she did, and then she texted you to see how youd respond. She'll just keep pushing till you stand up for yourself. Dont take it... kick the bitch to the curb.

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    This isn't anything a swift round house kick to the dome wouldn't fix.
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    Re: So tired of this cuntface bitch

    Quote Originally Posted by -m- View Post
    This isn't anything a swift round house kick to the dome wouldn't fix.
    this.

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    Go Chuck Norris on her ass.

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    people will walk all over you only if you allow it.
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