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People who shit themselves, then shake the turd out their pant leg.....
Leaving the beach today, I decide to stop at Target. Im waiting in line to purchase my stuff, when the guy in front of me, puts his item down on the counter and starts shaking his pants leg. I dont think anything of it...until he just leaves his stuff, gets out of line and walks away...and the girl behind me goes "OMG" I turn to see whats up. Her: Did you just see that? Me: What? Her; Shes points at the ground...and goes "that man just dropped that out of his pant leg"
Sure enough, it was a big ol nasty turd.
I dont know if I should be disgusted, or impressed that he was able to push that out while standing.
I hope Target, isn't becoming the new Walmart.
Last edited by Keyser Soze; 05-06-10 at 10:49 PM.
was he old?
sorry about that. i mistimed my meds today.
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Originally Posted by Deff Gordon
Not old enough where dropping turds down your pant leg, might be excusable.
That's fucking amazing - I guess he wasn't wearing tightey whiteys...
It's boxers or commando with action like that.
You burned it , YOU DONKEY!
You burned it , YOU DONKEY!
That first video makes me moist.
A girl at HOB shit herself once while running to the bathroom and wearing a skirt. You'd be surprised how many random turds we saw while working there.
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I can aspire to be able to one day shake a turd out in the check out line, walk out and no one say anything to me about it
I HAVE TONS OF IMPORTANT STUFF TO SAY IN THIS AREA
could've been worse.
I hear that in France public defacation is as common as public urination is here, maybe he's just ahead of the curve.
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Yeah i don't understand that.
I remember once I was downtown really early so I could pay a traffic ticket and this old mexican woman came up to me asking me where the bathroom was. I told her I didn't know, what do I look like a fucking Mapsco? So as I'm standing around waiting for them to open up I catch an awful whiff of something. I see that old woman hobbling over to the women's bathroom and behind her is a trail of turdlettes. I knew what it was I just didn't want to think about it and pay my ticket and GTFO. About 5 minutes later two black janitors came over to check the situation. One of them was a great big ol fat black woman and she started looking on the ground at the turdlettes. She screamed "Oooohh lawdy, I sure hope that's not what I think it is! Oh my lawd I can't be doing this today it's too early in the morning to be cleanin up this kinda mess!" Sure enough her ass was mopping up abuelita turdlettes for a good 10-20 ft.
cool story bro
Do you even know anything about paper? It's not like steel. YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU PUT PAPER IN A FURNACE? YOU RUIN IT!
I wish a large black woman would have discovered the Target turds, instead of a bubbly high school girl.
"ooh lawd"
lol
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