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    The new VW commercials

    everyone knows you are only allowed to hit someone if you see a VW beetle. hence the nickname "Slugbug"

    not every fucking VW on the fucking road.

    Fuck you VW, You can't change the game now and quit trying!!!
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    Re: The new VW commercials

    Yeah they're pretty dumb IMO.
    I did like the ones a few years back that had really graphic crashes but they got pulled because they scared people.

    I'm amazed people still buy the things; they're overpriced, unreliable and expensive to own. If you're looking for a euro, get a used BMW. It will last longer and actually retain some of it's value.
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    I been thinkin the same thing. These marketing fuckers are retarded. How do you fuck that up?
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    Re: The new VW commercials

    Quote Originally Posted by Cock Puncher View Post
    everyone knows you are only allowed to hit someone if you see a VW beetle. hence the nickname "Slugbug"

    not every fucking VW on the fucking road.

    Fuck you VW, You can't change the game now and quit trying!!!

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    anyway.... I think they're in trouble

    A series of stupid releases... the Phaeton? Are you fucking kidding me? $90K for a VW? It's a Bentley w/a VW badge. They're great buys now but wtf? Who greenlighted that shit? The Toureg? Same problem... you could buy a Mercedes for the same price. The Passat failed to compete w/BMW.

    Reliability is an issue but I had 2 Jettas (still have one) bought brand new that have been exceptionally reliable. The '04 is about to roll over 100K miles. Burn through tires like a motherfucker but that's all me and how I drive (plus I always get a discount when they need to be replaced 15K miles early).

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    Quote Originally Posted by PETA View Post
    The Passat failed to compete w/BMW.
    I never thought the Passat was designed to compete with BMW. I thought it was designed to compete against other sub-luxury models since it is more or less an Audi A4 with a mid-sized sedan body.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Adam D View Post
    I never thought the Passat was designed to compete with BMW. I thought it was designed to compete against other sub-luxury models since it is more or less an Audi A4 with a mid-sized sedan body.
    the A4 1.8t is the Jetta 1.8t w/little connected circles not a Passat... it probably remains true for the other engine sizes because the bodies are directly comparable in size and shape (though the Passat is pretty much a grown up Jetta)

    the 1.8t is a lot of fun ftr... if one didn't do something stupid and not by the manual

    the Passat probably was supposed to directly compete with an Audi model but not sure which... but the more "economic" BMWs as well. They were good cars but at their price you could get the audi or bwn in the same class for little more... especially when you take the conspicuous consumption factor into account. VW should have either used the Bentley brand or spun off a new one ala Lexus.

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    Re: The new VW commercials

    Quote Originally Posted by Cock Puncher View Post
    everyone knows you are only allowed to hit someone if you see a VW beetle. hence the nickname "Slugbug"

    not every fucking VW on the fucking road.

    Fuck you VW, You can't change the game now and quit trying!!!
    The wife and I were bitching about this the other day. It just sounds stupid to say "Green one!...Black one!....etc"

    I mean, does someone own the rights to "slugbug" like Michael Jackson owns the Beatles song? WTF?
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