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    Deactivate account plz

    I can no longer endure the pain.

    Please cancel my account, so that I can save my life.

    Thx.
    "Never had any thoughts on Damnsammit until yesterday. I'll have to say, to a considerable extent he's quite a bloody douche.

    Go pull your bloody self out and flush yourself down the toilet already. Oh yeah, I forgot, not even the the sewage system wants your bloody tampon ass."

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    Re: Deactivate account plz

    Or just stop logging in.
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    It's been a long while since I've gotten to hang out with Johnny, but he speaks truth. It's always "cut to the bone, now here's some vodka" around him.
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    So the lesson here is that Jonny dressed in a cow suit is inherently more dangerous than an actual terrorist

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    I can't stop. I'll never stop.
    "Never had any thoughts on Damnsammit until yesterday. I'll have to say, to a considerable extent he's quite a bloody douche.

    Go pull your bloody self out and flush yourself down the toilet already. Oh yeah, I forgot, not even the the sewage system wants your bloody tampon ass."

    -ZipperQueen with the best insult ever


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    Re: Deactivate account plz

    I guess you're screwed then.
    Quote Originally Posted by Karen
    Sure... he's the God of my bedroom... but not DDM
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    It's been a long while since I've gotten to hang out with Johnny, but he speaks truth. It's always "cut to the bone, now here's some vodka" around him.
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    So the lesson here is that Jonny dressed in a cow suit is inherently more dangerous than an actual terrorist

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    Re: Deactivate account plz

    You should know by now they don't deactivate, you must control the addiction yourself!!!

    Or kill yourself.


    Those are the only options.
    I know we've only known each other four weeks and three days, but to me it seems like nine weeks and five days.

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    Re: Deactivate account plz

    Don't stop coming here, I like you.
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    Me too, he's only one of four ddmers who don't wish death upon me.
    I know we've only known each other four weeks and three days, but to me it seems like nine weeks and five days.

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    Me too, he's only one of four ddmers who don't wish death upon me.
    this statement must include me.

    DIE!!!!


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    Sam you can check out, but you can never leeeave.
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    Yes go Cowboys please? lol
    for the love of GOD

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    Quote Originally Posted by PJSOLDIER View Post
    Sam you can check out, but you can never leeeave.
    Relax said DDM, we are programmed to receive.
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    I was going to kill myself, but then I realized I wouldn't be able to see the responses to my suicide thread on DDM, and that gave me a reason to live.
    "Never had any thoughts on Damnsammit until yesterday. I'll have to say, to a considerable extent he's quite a bloody douche.

    Go pull your bloody self out and flush yourself down the toilet already. Oh yeah, I forgot, not even the the sewage system wants your bloody tampon ass."

    -ZipperQueen with the best insult ever


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    Quote Originally Posted by Damnsammit View Post
    I was going to kill myself, but then I realized I wouldn't be able to see the responses to my suicide thread on DDM, and that gave me a reason to live.
    You could always do what the guy from ATX did and just fake your own death so you could watch the tears and jeers from the outside.
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    Re: Deactivate account plz

    Yea just fake your death. Good one etaine.
    I know we've only known each other four weeks and three days, but to me it seems like nine weeks and five days.

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    I'm dead.
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