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Note to self: Dont get silicone ass implants
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    Note to self: Dont get silicone ass implants

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    my rump is healthily plump
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    yeah I don' t think I will be getting ass implants either.
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    She looks FUBAR.
    Don't do it.
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    never needed any help in that department
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    I bet she farts lubricant.
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    Here I am trying to lose my ass... for the past 15 years... and ladies are buying them? Nuts.
    Quote Originally Posted by Keyser Soze View Post
    With an ass like yours I bet you could fire buck shot with incredible force from it. Why get a gun? Just load your sphincter full of lead.
    Or use those thighs to launch rubber bullets at them, like riot control units do.
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    Judging by Karen's legs, I think she could probably outrun just about any crackhead out there and not even break a sweat.

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    i need an ass... i see no implants in my future though.
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    I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, It's a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope. Which is what I do, And that enables you to laugh at life's realities.

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    She walks funny. I do not need an ass implant. I have that covered thank you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Oates View Post
    crazy brazilians

    i work w/ a bunch of brazilians... they don't need implants. they all have big asses!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr. Seuss
    I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, It's a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope. Which is what I do, And that enables you to laugh at life's realities.

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    Exactly how many of those pictures are there with Heather doing that in those pants?
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    Quote Originally Posted by PeterS View Post
    Exactly how many of those pictures are there with Heather doing that in those pants?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ray Lek View Post
    As the Viet Cong would say, "beaucoup!"
    She needs to "Di Di Mau" with some different angles.
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