man i didn't know these people ACTUALLY existed. on rivals.com there was a huge discussion about them, and it turned into like 25 pages. some gypsy finally caught wind and threatened with legal action so they had to take it down.
apparently there are gypsies in white settlement just outside of fort worth. they are banned from most malls and tons of restaurants for always trying to con someone or stealing shit.
EDIT: THESE ARE NOT MY CLIFF NOTES. ALSO THE LINK I POSTED BELOW HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH ME. I DIDN'T TYPE ANY OF THIS STUFF. ONE MORE TIME, I DIDN'T TYPE ANY OF THIS STUFF:
* Inbred people of Irish descent who scam people for a living and live in communes. Also known as Travellers, Pikies.
o Target old people; Get money up front and then fail to complete job
o Steal anything not bolted down and try to sell it (children included)
o Scam restaraunts and fake lawsuits
* Devoutly Catholic yet highly materialistic
* Have large mansions with windows covered, but often live in trailers behind them
* Women and girls dress like '80s Pageant contestants
o Hair up, big colorful dresses, hooker makeup
* Children drop out of school and get married around 12-13 to start scamming
* Prefer new pickup trucks, luxury sedans, and designer clothes
o Chevy, Cadillac, Lexus, Land Rover
o Think of a Guido/Persian concoction mixed with redneck
* Travel in packs of their own sex, often in double digits
* So inbred that they are willing to pay outsiders to impregnate their daughters
* Speak in an English/Gaelic/Undistinguishable fucktard dialect
* Share common generic Irish surnames, and often first names in an effort to stay off IRS radars
* Prefered adjective is 'mag' which is used to describe anything and everything
o "Wat a mag party last nite! You lookd so mag!"
* Due to cousin banging, birth defects, and deformities are common.
o Most notably, a larger spacing between eyes affects many of them