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  1. 07-17-09, 08:19 AM #1
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    Names you just couldn't do...

    A co-worker is dating this chick named Mallory.

    Sounds like a disease you would get in Africa.
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    Re: Names you just couldn't do...

    Just makes me think of Juliette Lewis in Natural Born Killers...

    I'd date a Mallory.
    I'd really like to [verb] with you sometime. You have a/an [adjective] [body part].

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    Re: Names you just couldn't do...

    When I was in prison I had a black celly. He was showing me pictures of his girl one evening. Me being the good celly, asked what her name was. Well, when he told me Buckweeta I fucking lost it. I ended up doing 25 days in solitary for the altercation that ensued. I mean come on, you don't name your kid after a little rascal and not think people are going to laugh.
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    Midge

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    Re: Names you just couldn't do...

    Hell I'm trying to date a mallory. I like it.
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    Re: Names you just couldn't do...

    I have a problem with girls having boy names...

    Michael
    Chris

    couldn't do it.
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    Re: Names you just couldn't do...

    these fucking idiots that are a friend of a friend named their baby girl Jenny. their last name is Taylor.
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    Re: Names you just couldn't do...

    Quote Originally Posted by A-Dub View Post
    I have a problem with girls having boy names...

    Michael
    Chris

    couldn't do it.
    Yea I can't do that either. Wierdest one I've heard is Blake
    I'd really like to [verb] with you sometime. You have a/an [adjective] [body part].

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    cristal taylor
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    Re: Names you just couldn't do...

    betsy
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    Louise
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    Do you even know anything about paper? It's not like steel. YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU PUT PAPER IN A FURNACE? YOU RUIN IT!
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    dave. "dave's not here man"


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