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  1. 07-18-09, 03:45 PM #1
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    god lady stalker....it gets weirder

    so i normally have weekends off from the resturant...always. No exceptions. Well today, they needed a shift covered so i said fine. Like clockwork, weird God lady stalker shoes up!!! They said she hasnt been here in over a month since they told her i didnt work days anymore. So either, shes got some weird listening device here...or God really is on her side and telling her im here. Now i'm trapped in this hot ass kitchen......im gonna make a break for the office!!
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    Re: god lady stalker....it gets weirder

    go sit down with her and have a talk about God

    do eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet. you need some jesus in your life you heathen
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    Re: god lady stalker....it gets weirder

    Maybe she's attracted to you because you smell like a cheeseburger.
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    Re: god lady stalker....it gets weirder

    Go talk to her about how much you love Satan and love doing sacrifices and just scare the shit out of her. She's guaranteed to never come back.
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    Re: god lady stalker....it gets weirder

    (I've been drinking wine all night, please excuse anything I might say)


    That being out of the way, I bet she sits at home and masturbates with a cross while speaking in tongues and shouting out your name every time she cums. Be afraid, mine friend. Be very afraid.


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    Re: god lady stalker....it gets weirder

    Quote Originally Posted by johnny861 View Post
    (I've been drinking wine all night, please excuse anything I might say)


    That being out of the way, I bet she sits at home and masturbates with a cross while speaking in tongues and shouting out your name every time she cums. Be afraid, mine friend. Be very afraid.


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    Re: god lady stalker....it gets weirder

    Keep her away from the kitchen knives.
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    Re: god lady stalker....it gets weirder

    Quote Originally Posted by johnny861 View Post
    (I've been drinking wine all night, please excuse anything I might say)


    That being out of the way, I bet she sits at home and masturbates with a cross while speaking in tongues and shouting out your name every time she cums. Be afraid, mine friend. Be very afraid.


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