Thread: What atheists cry out during sex

if those two were real athiest, the girl in the pic would be a 10 year old tranny that just had an abortion and the guy would have been a homosexual who just came from a stem cell research rally and he would have had horns

I usually cry out "GONNA CUM. LEMME GO IN UR MOUTH"

Originally Posted by tragicallyunhip

When it's getting to that point, I generally ask them where they want to come. Everybody likes options. But, generally, most dudes go for the cream pie.

I avoid cream pies. I like being 27 and childless

Originally Posted by tragicallyunhip

When it's getting to that point, I generally ask them where they want to come. Everybody likes options. But, generally, most dudes go for the cream pie.

well, of course.

Originally Posted by Keith P

I avoid cream pies. I like being 27 and childless

that's what birth control pills are for my friend - messing that thing up deep - like doing a break stand with your feet in the sheets

I also cry out "stroke my human genome" from time to time.

"Fuck me like a monkey"

"You silly little protestants can't fuck for shit. Screw me like a dirty catholic"

Originally Posted by PETA

that's what birth control pills are fool my friend - messing that thing up deep - like doing a break stand with your feet in the sheets

Birth control still isn't 100%

Originally Posted by PETA

where's your sense of reckless abandon and adventure?

shit I've had plenty of it but when it comes to the potential coat hanger department I play it safe.