Thread: If you think the house rocka is bad....

Sweet lord that is bad.

Originally Posted by SmoothHeavy

One of my favorite things is Pre-game hanging out with my peeps before an amazing night out, because everyone is clean and happy, and you get a chance to talk about all the situations and drama that you know you are going to see later on. I have been the staple of The Scene for so many years that my name is always being mentioned by everyone, and now that I have become a recognizable and famous brand, I am always told that I am the subject of every conversation, and everyone is talking about “The Journey” like it’s more important than their own lives (It sometimes amazes me how much the public is obsessed and intrigued) . I recently had a friend of a girl I dated tell me, “You seem to always be the center of our conversations. I am just like “”Can we leave the poor guy alone”", referring to the constant hate and jealousy that people have of “The Journey”, and how I am becoming a media sensation (It’s amazing how jealous people are around me that they see what I have become, and how quickly it has happened and how even celebrities are calling me to hang out). Haters are everywhere and it’s funny when they smile to my face and kiss my ass, but then turn around to act like they hate me eventhough they are super jealous and miserable.

Never seen that archetype on this messageboard EVER.

Pre game on DDM.. read you there.

nigga is like matt jahnel with a blog

Am I high or was that hard to read?


edit: or both?

Bit of both.

LOL in respose to his Kade Scale...

"You have absolutely no chance with a single woman that you mentioned. You are either the single dumbest human being on the face of this planet or you are the best typing chimp ever. Surely no man, who enjoys actually having sex with women, would ever write this garbage. Why, you might ask Arty? Because belive it or not, women can read, and I’m fairly certain that they are rather efficient at navagating the Internet as well. Women will read this article douchenozzle, and although they already knew this, they will have undeniable evidence that you are an utterly dillusional choad. As a guy who is pretty damn good looking, with better abs I might ad Arty, I would never make the same penis killing move that you have just enacted. I will continue to bed all of the Jessica Albas out there that are “below you ” and will love every sextacular second of it. If I was you, and I thank the lord almighty that I am not, I would swallow an entire bottle of painkillers immediately, and lap up the sweet escape of death.

You are unquestionably the most insecure bag of rank dog shit to ever grace this planet, and by grace, I mean infest. Seriously, I’m putting you several notches below Hitler, although he was a homicidal racist demon, at least the bastard accomplished something. You on the other hand have done nothing to merit your existence in any way. You have no value, your life means nothing, your own father will be overjoyed when he hears that you were killed in a freak tanning bed accident. Satan has surely reserved a special hell for the douchebag known as Authur Kade."

Pushing stupid to the NEXT level.