while taking a bowel splitting shit.......
Livin the dream.
-----> EXSPANDED MIND ENT. LLC-DALLAS <-----
"Drugs have taught a whole generation of american kids the metric system"
""Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind." Dr.Suess
"Perhaps the most widespread and insidious form of human violence is ideological control."
-Bruce H. Lipton
life is NOT like a box of chocolates..it's more like a jar of jalapenos..'cause what you decide upon today could burn your ass tomorrow..
I bet it sounds like dropping a few apples in mud.
Drinking for the motherland, thinking for myself.
Nah, it sounded more like someone pouring a glass of water in the toilet, then pausing, then pouring, then pausing, then pouring, etc.
Only the pauses were broken by loud gastro rumble farts.
Drinking for the motherland, thinking for myself.
Sounds satisfying.
When life hands you lemons, fuck the lemons and bail.
Bwahahah and the thread takes a turn for the worst!
Too weird to live, too rare to die.
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