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Too much salt on your burger? That's a night in jail.
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    Needlessly Pedantic zerojunkie's Avatar
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    Too much salt on your burger? That's a night in jail.

    I'm in the mood to chop yr. fucking hands off.
    - Hunter S. Thompson

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    Re: Too much salt on your burger? That's a night in jail.

    Double baco cheeseburger.... It's for a cop.

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    Re: Too much salt on your burger? That's a night in jail.

    They sent that fucken burger to a crime lab? Wow.

    That's some David Caruso shit right there.

    "Maybe, maybe not. Either way....................................the burger............................................ ..........................................was eaten"

    *insert CSI's The Who scream here*
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    Re: Too much salt on your burger? That's a night in jail.

    lol

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    Re: Too much salt on your burger? That's a night in jail.

    I don't want a large farva, I want a god damn liter of cola!
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    Re: Too much salt on your burger? That's a night in jail.

    Quote Originally Posted by PeterS View Post
    They sent that fucken burger to a crime lab? Wow.

    That's some David Caruso shit right there.

    "Maybe, maybe not. Either way....................................the burger............................................ ..........................................was eaten"

    *insert CSI's The Who scream here*
    My friends sent me this the other day. it gets somewhat boring for a few but picks back up.


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    Re: Too much salt on your burger? That's a night in jail.

    haha





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    Re: Too much salt on your burger? That's a night in jail.

    Ramrod!
    When life hands you lemons, fuck the lemons and bail.

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    Re: Too much salt on your burger? That's a night in jail.

    Quote Originally Posted by zymote View Post
    Double baco cheeseburger.... It's for a cop.

    lol, don't spit in the burger for the cop.
    I'm in the mood to chop yr. fucking hands off.
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    Re: Too much salt on your burger? That's a night in jail.

    "Paddlin the school canoe?"
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