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    just got my blood pressure taken...

    wow, 142 over 96 according to the chart its stage 1 hypertension.. We had a health and wellness thing set up in one of our conference room where you can get your vision check and what have you. The guy that took my blood pressure acted like a dick after he got my reading. He sighed real big and kinda rolled his eyes and lectured me that i need to take care of myself. I think it was that high cause i just smoked a cigarette and for about 15 minutes after you smoke you have a spike in blood pressure. need to quit smoking... dude was an ass though
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    Re: just got my blood pressure taken...

    good laawd
    Do you even know anything about paper? It's not like steel. YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU PUT PAPER IN A FURNACE? YOU RUIN IT!

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    fatty

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    good laawd
    thats similar to what i said, but I went with ""jesus christ on a cracker" line. felt it to be more appropriate.
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    Re: just got my blood pressure taken...

    im not "fat" starting to get a belly though
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    Quote Originally Posted by 2dj's1cup View Post
    im not "fat" starting to get a belly though
    New father weight?

    Better start at it now instead of when you get to Bear Hugger status, lol.
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    i dont care how good you are at something, im still not jumping on the American bandwagon of rewarding people for bad behavior or being a douchebag. Look whats its done to most of society. Now, because people see acting like that getting rewards, the world is overun with douchebags and bitches thinking behaving that way gets them what they want or respect. Sorry, it's lame.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Funkenstein View Post
    New father weight?

    Better start at it now instead of when you get to Bear Hugger status, lol.
    i used to be fairly skinny when she got preggo i gained 45 lbs during the pregnancy. IMO dads should be fat and beardy
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    Re: just got my blood pressure taken...

    Quote Originally Posted by 2dj's1cup View Post
    im not "fat" starting to get a belly though
    it would have to be the cigs...


    Im overweight..i just had a check up....my blood pressure was 121 over 82....
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    Re: just got my blood pressure taken...

    Quote Originally Posted by 2dj's1cup View Post
    wow, 142 over 96 according to the chart its stage 1 hypertension.. We had a health and wellness thing set up in one of our conference room where you can get your vision check and what have you. The guy that took my blood pressure acted like a dick after he got my reading. He sighed real big and kinda rolled his eyes and lectured me that i need to take care of myself. I think it was that high cause i just smoked a cigarette and for about 15 minutes after you smoke you have a spike in blood pressure. need to quit smoking... dude was an ass though
    lose ten pounds...

    my blood pressure is great when I'm under 185 and it climbs rapidly the more over 185 I get.

    I quit drinking gigantic lattes and eating a slice of pound cake for breakfast every morning... took about a month and I was fine.


    Quote Originally Posted by 2dj's1cup View Post
    i used to be fairly skinny when she got preggo i gained 45 lbs during the pregnancy. IMO dads should be fat and beardy
    no one would every accuse me of being anything close to fat... fat wasn't the problem. weight was.

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    Re: just got my blood pressure taken...

    I think just need coming to terms that i'm not in my low or mid 20's anymore and need to be nicer to my body. Losing weight would definitely help
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    Quote Originally Posted by 2dj's1cup View Post
    I think just need coming to terms that i'm not in my low or mid 20's anymore and need to be nicer to my body. Losing weight would definitely help
    lol - at least you've got hair

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    lol - at least you've got hair
    dont jinx me! lol
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    I would've lit up in front of him and said - "Is that right?"
    Drinking for the motherland, thinking for myself.

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    Re: just got my blood pressure taken...

    I just took mine while smoking and having a beer.
    114 over 77 pulse 85.
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