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  1. 09-29-09, 12:05 PM #1
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    Best way to dispose of a 150lbs of salt pellets?

    So I installed a new water softner, and go to toss the old one when I realize the canister is still full of salt. Im guessing about 150lbs worth. What the fuck do I do with it? Garbage service wont take it.

    We dont get snow here, and I dont eat that much pop corn. Put it lil baggies and try to sell them to King Of Frownies, as some new designer ice?

    I dont know.
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    Re: Best way to dispose of a 150pds of salt pellets?

    decorate your neighbors yard with it
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    Re: Best way to dispose of a 150pds of salt pellets?

    Cows.
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    Re: Best way to dispose of a 150pds of salt pellets?

    the ocean
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    Re: Best way to dispose of a 150pds of salt pellets?

    Pull a shawshank redemption and take handfuls with you when you go out somewhere and dump it.

    The abbreviation for pounds is "lbs" by the way... not "pds"...
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    Re: Best way to dispose of a 150lbs of salt pellets?

    whoops.

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    Re: Best way to dispose of a 150lbs of salt pellets?

    Build a scale model of Carthage in your backyard. Burn it to the ground, and mix the salt with the ashes.
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    Re: Best way to dispose of a 150lbs of salt pellets?

    find someone with a salt water pool, or just give them to your local pool service company. They use the same salt pellets as water softeners.
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    Re: Best way to dispose of a 150lbs of salt pellets?

    Quote Originally Posted by e-brake View Post
    find someone with a salt water pool, or just give them to your local pool service company. They use the same salt pellets as water softeners.
    That's a damn good idea right there...
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    Re: Best way to dispose of a 150lbs of salt pellets?

    Quote Originally Posted by e-brake View Post
    find someone with a salt water pool, or just give them to your local pool service company. They use the same salt pellets as water softeners.

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    Re: Best way to dispose of a 150lbs of salt pellets?

    sell it on the black market
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    Re: Best way to dispose of a 150lbs of salt pellets?

    wrap it up and sell it as the worlds sourest candy
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    Re: Best way to dispose of a 150lbs of salt pellets?

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    sell it on the black market

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    Re: Best way to dispose of a 150lbs of salt pellets?

    good point. try the yellow market too
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    Re: Best way to dispose of a 150lbs of salt pellets?

    Dump it in a local pond and kill all the wildlife.
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