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    Facial Hair in Corporate America

    Is facial hair frowned upon in Corporate America? I just notice a lot of the Higher Ups at my current client don't seem to sport any facial hair.
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    facial hair and being mexican makes you a terrorist.
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    bahhhhhhhhhhhh.

    you'll never see me date someone high up in the corporate chain. i'd rather date the mail room guy who looks like he has wool carpet attached to his face.

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    Re: Facial Hair in Corporate America

    I dont think it matters.

    I would'nt sport a thing chin strap, but a gotee, beard or stache' should'nt matter.

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    Re: Facial Hair in Corporate America

    Totally depends on the corp. The company I'm at doesn't really care, same thing with dress code or lack there of.
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    yea, no flavor savers either..

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    Re: Facial Hair in Corporate America

    have you offered mustache rides? that might help...
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    Re: Facial Hair in Corporate America

    typically facial hair is frowned upon esp. in mgmt. depends on the company and the industry you work in. if it's close shaven i wouldn't sweat it. but yeah chin pubes and other ridiculous nonsense won't help you get taken serious thats for sure. unless you're on the creative side of the house or something.


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    bahhhhhhhhhhhh.

    you'll never see me date someone high up in the corporate chain. i'd rather date the mail room guy who looks like he has wool carpet attached to his face.
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    facial hair and being mexican makes you a terrorist.

    lol

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    Re: Facial Hair in Corporate America

    As long as it's a conservative style, I don't see anybody caring. Just don't run around looking like Billy Gibbons or Salvador Dali and nobody will even notice.

    Also, if anybody asks, just tell them you belong to a radical branch of Islam, and it's heresy to even suggest you cut your Allah Rug. Lean in really close while you do this and open your eyes a little too wide - I guarantee they won't bring it up again.
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    Re: Facial Hair in Corporate America

    depends where you are. our corporate office is filled with unshaven people, but its at one post street/market in san fran-disco. our C level execs are all clean shaven though.
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    Re: Facial Hair in Corporate America

    yeah, most corporations don't think too highly of facial hair. I worked for Guitar Center, a relatively laid back corporation, for 6+ years, and had the "ever think about shaving that thing off and moving up in the company?" talk with my superiors all too often. Fuck that, I love my beard.


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    Re: Facial Hair in Corporate America

    it really depends on what kinda of facial hair you're trying to sport

    classic militarty mustash, beard (if kept nice and trimmed) or a go-t (same rule as beard) seem to be exceptable in the corperate office I've worked in.
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    Re: Facial Hair in Corporate America

    I think it depends on your sex as well. When I worked in key accounts at my last and only corporate gig, my boss was clean shaven. But his boss, who was a lady...had a lot of scraggly lil hairs on her neck, and 5 o'clock shadow at all hours of the day.

    I know she was clearing 100k easily.

    I also dont think anyone ever had "the talk" with her about, the facial hair.

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