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  • Chuck Norris

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  • The Most Interesting Man In The World

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Thread: Chuck Norris VS. The Most Interesting Man In The World

  1. 10-16-09, 11:50 AM #1
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    Chuck Norris VS. The Most Interesting Man In The World



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    Who would win?
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  2. 10-16-09, 11:54 AM #2
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    Re: Chuck Norris VS. The Most Interesting Man In The World

    different categories. I don't think the most interesting man in the world is much of a roundhouse kick type of fellow

    I think a more balanced match up would be the cock puncher (steven segal [sp?]) vs chuck norris
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  3. 10-16-09, 12:09 PM #3
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    Re: Chuck Norris VS. The Most Interesting Man In The World

    that's not the question I asked
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    Re: Chuck Norris VS. The Most Interesting Man In The World

    I mean when you say vs do you mean in a street fight? drinking game? spelling bee?
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    Re: Chuck Norris VS. The Most Interesting Man In The World

    simply, who do you think would win
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    Re: Chuck Norris VS. The Most Interesting Man In The World

    I guess chuck norris because the other dude would just wind up dead
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    Re: Chuck Norris VS. The Most Interesting Man In The World

    pubic poles scare me
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    Re: Chuck Norris VS. The Most Interesting Man In The World

    I met Chuck Norris once at a book signing. He made me buy the book so he could sign it, and wouldn't sign anything else. Then he wouldn't take pictures either. If he can do that, he can win any fight.
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    Re: Chuck Norris VS. The Most Interesting Man In The World

    you know the most interesting man in the world was a low level actor in the 80s and he's jewish not latin.

    chuck actually went head to head with bruce lee in a movie, and was a karate champ in real life.


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    Re: Chuck Norris VS. The Most Interesting Man In The World

    Yeah, but the Most Interesting Man In The World doesn't need to lift a finger to kick your ass. He'd totally mop the floor with Chuck.
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    Re: Chuck Norris VS. The Most Interesting Man In The World

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    chuck actually went head to head with bruce lee in a movie
    And Bruce Lee killed him in that movie.

    But he rose from the dead to make more movies. Godlike, Norris is.
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    Re: Chuck Norris VS. The Most Interesting Man In The World

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    simply, who do you think would win

    chuck norris would dominate!
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    Re: Chuck Norris VS. The Most Interesting Man In The World

    fuck dat,Tha interesting kat fights bears and chit and eats nails for breakfast.Norris lose
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    Re: Chuck Norris VS. The Most Interesting Man In The World

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    Re: Chuck Norris VS. The Most Interesting Man In The World

    Quote Originally Posted by Stymi View Post
    fuck dat,Tha interesting kat fights bears and chit and eats nails for breakfast.Norris lose

    wut??
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