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    My 20 y/o son is home from college. He's a great kid, attactive and well-liked, but he's also never had a girlfriend. I think he'd have more confidence if he could lose his virginity by getting wild with an *older* woman. I'm sure he's super horny; from looking at the socks and towels in his room, I think he's going for a masturbation record. You should be attractive, but I'm open to different ages and body types.

    I will not participate, but I would like to invite you over under the premise that we know each other. I'll leave you alone after that and we can let nature take its course. He really is terrific and handsome, so this should be fun for everyone. Safe play only.

    What can I offer you in return? Well, if breaking in a kid is all you're looking for, then we're all set. If you want more, I'm bi and considered quite a MILF. I could fool around with you separately if there's mutual attaction, or perhaps we could entertain a male friend of yours. The possibilities are endless!

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    *vomits all over thread*

    They would never find my moms body if I ever saw a craigslist ad like this.
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    The crusty cum socks comment probably doesn't help his cause to get laid by an older woman.
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    Re: Seduce My Son! - mw4w - 20 (SF/Bay Area)

    yeah, she could have left that part out. The visual I get is entering his room and having to step over crusty socks and towels. gross.

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    lol

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    LOL! Not the socks!
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    Quote Originally Posted by tricky View Post
    My 20 y/o son is home from college. He's a great kid, attactive and well-liked, but he's also never had a girlfriend. I think he'd have more confidence if he could lose his virginity by getting wild with an *older* woman. I'm sure he's super horny; from looking at the socks and towels in his room, I think he's going for a masturbation record. You should be attractive, but I'm open to different ages and body types.

    I will not participate, but I would like to invite you over under the premise that we know each other. I'll leave you alone after that and we can let nature take its course. He really is terrific and handsome, so this should be fun for everyone. Safe play only.

    What can I offer you in return? Well, if breaking in a kid is all you're looking for, then we're all set. If you want more, I'm bi and considered quite a MILF. I could fool around with you separately if there's mutual attaction, or perhaps we could entertain a male friend of yours. The possibilities are endless!



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    omg wow.

    and is this really "the natural" way to get your son laid?
    what happened to taking a flask to school and skipping 3rd period? lol
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    rocky dennis?

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    Quote Originally Posted by PETA View Post
    rocky dennis?
    "Attractive and well liked" ruled out that bastard.

    I've seen videos of girls sucking off donkeys and using sofa armrests as stimulus, there's no way an "attractive and well liked" dude is still a virgin.

    This guy is a probably a head in a jar being kept alive on life support.
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    Re: Seduce My Son! - mw4w - 20 (SF/Bay Area)

    hey, he was well liked and Laura Dern thought he was hot

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    lol
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